New Magazine

I am starting a new magazine called Frown Shanty Humanitarian Quarterly and it will feature indignities blown up to 135%, and helpful tips on care in the jungles, and specious arguments on the rights of primates or the bonobos squeaky-clean reputations, and floor plans to create your own humanitarian shams, and recipes for light desserts, and to assist in this jaunty full-color 144-page extravaganza I’m calling out for the help and assistance of Dullard661, CaramelKarma, Fashunknut and PapsDressin. And the first issues hit the stands in 06/09 and we’ll have the launch on top of that building in New York with the penthouse.