Eddie Cochran Eric Clapton Elvis Costello and EC Comics

Wisenaut. We accept a certain decorum from a forum of our peers, yet scoff and doff a cap of spittle to the elder years. Waning, waxing, you name it, I am here to disseminate as necessary in no-frills fashion as dictated by the spheres of the heavens.

I suspect the last time 26.4 million people watched an ad was “Where’s the Beef?” Inside their own little worlds, this means something, but Jon Hamm on “30 Rock”? That’s a glockenspiel that rings to its own archer, my friends. And by this I mean to say the current shift in media junkie gestalt results in the over-reportage and under-achievage so readily and so handily, dainty ’n’ new like doppel Dali’s daisy.

Hoof it!