Better Than New

Six to eight tentacles, waving synchronous, latent ambient sentient systems, with the flag waving, and marching on, this is the worthy vision of tomorrow’s mortals. Breached upon like toast to beans in farthing’s England, these heroically inured drones mix plaster to the tune of “Garden Party” or “One Tin Soldier.”

Straight Up

People written in and asked me for true that I have written such books and articles for such entities as to have things that are good and truly out in the world and I say to you yes that’s the truth. I have seen my share of wonders and threads talked to the stars and have picture and recordings and will start putting in here when the feeble deeds have it. But I'll tell you this I’ve met people I never thought I would meet, on the phone and in the streets, in tabs and sometimes sheets, as sure as you can’t run quickly from a fellow named Adolpho. And once in Cincinnati. I even wrote the entry for Paula Abdul once, for a cool Grant.

Of Stossel, Streusel and First-Rights Refusal

I retain first rights and third rights on thoes writings as I write them and will negotiate for second rights in certain formats but cannot discuss electronic rights. Well, you know Entertainment Weakly self-referenced themselves as having drawn a comparison between Tina Fey and Sarah Palin when everyone with two eyes was already doing it. Smashing Pumpkins will play Guitar Hero World Tour on October 25 and turn into soup tureens on November 1. Stossel show was politically incorrect but networkially expedient. Streusel goes well with the Toledo Blade’s recipe for pumpkin oat cake. Finally, in the news Coke has first-rights refusal for Olympic torch and I have first-rights refusal of Coke over Dr Poplar.