Straight Up

People written in and asked me for true that I have written such books and articles for such entities as to have things that are good and truly out in the world and I say to you yes that’s the truth. I have seen my share of wonders and threads talked to the stars and have picture and recordings and will start putting in here when the feeble deeds have it. But I'll tell you this I’ve met people I never thought I would meet, on the phone and in the streets, in tabs and sometimes sheets, as sure as you can’t run quickly from a fellow named Adolpho. And once in Cincinnati. I even wrote the entry for Paula Abdul once, for a cool Grant.