New Magazine

I am starting a new magazine called Conspiracy Theory and Cultural Review. It will cover theorists and icons and cultural bastions who espouse conspiracy over hegemony, or parsimony or whatever it is. With crossovers whenever possible, like Hedley Lamar on UFOs or Telly Savalas with the TRUTH about geodesic domes. Each guest contributor could come over prepared with her or his own fraudulent papers and “become” this entity as they wrote their contributions at my desk. I encourage my readers ElmoRedfire, TajMaballs and hoophead to take up the cause and clackety-clack it with the rich sell you’re all capable of. Lift off by 03/09, Holmes (sans Yoyo)!